critters

May. 12th, 2005 03:11 pm
helenic: (polkadot!)
[personal profile] helenic

The summer months have apparently turned livejournal into some sort of virtual petting zoo. Thus far, innocently scrolling my friends page, in the last 24 hours I have been unexpectedly presented with the following:


[livejournal.com profile] evil_nick's mollusc baby octopus - cute, slimy, and strangely edible-looking.


[livejournal.com profile] _matt__'s kiiiiitten! small cat thing! so cuuuuuute! I love the way it hasn't quite worked out it needs to put all four paws on the ground. confused baby fuzzy creature! awwww!


[livejournal.com profile] edlwiess1's "camel cricket", apparently. What. The. Fuck. The carapace is quite pretty, but I totally wouldn't want to meet one in my bathroom.

Well, internets, what strange and wonderful creatures are you going to fling at me next? Which beasties will take to roaming the vast prairies of /~libellum/friends? If anyone's taking requests, I'd like more kittens, please, and golden lion tamarinds, and lesbians tigers, and penguins. And perhaps a pangolin, although they're slightly overrated (and nothing like Vestal Virgins).

on 2005-05-12 02:18 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] mrpyro.livejournal.com
My first reaction to the seeing the octupus was "Oh my God it's baby Cthulhu!"

I think I need more tea.

on 2005-05-12 03:15 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] wintrmute.livejournal.com
My ex has that on a t-shirt...

(Baby cthulhu; not more tea)

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on 2005-05-12 04:01 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] libellum.livejournal.com
Is Cthulhu that colour? Anyway, clearly not enough tentacles.

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on 2005-05-12 02:23 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] the-lady-lily.livejournal.com
I have been wondering where [livejournal.com profile] evil_nick got the baby octopus picture, and why.

BTW, apparently I might be stealing the Music DoS's flight. D's got back to me, with all intents and purposes rather keen on my joining in. Yay!

on 2005-05-12 02:37 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] libellum.livejournal.com
mollusc. *nods*

I can't believe you're coming to Sweden. It'll be so amazingly cool. Saunas and vodka and niceness and eeeeeeeeeee! And we'll have decent sopranos! Only don't let Dave attempt to show you his Baroque Fingering...

on 2005-05-12 02:31 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] andyravensable.livejournal.com
If you're on the hunt for critters, I should point out (just in case you haven't seen it before) the weird, wild and rather wonderful baby aye aye (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/04/0419_050419_ayeaye.html)...

I think I can anticipate hearing the squeaking in Cambridge from here... *grin*

on 2005-05-12 02:34 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] libellum.livejournal.com
oh my god, it looks like one of my professors.

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on 2005-05-12 03:56 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] feanelwa.livejournal.com
DOBBY

on 2005-05-12 02:36 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jeejeen.livejournal.com
AAAAAAAAAAA THE KITTTTEN!

I think I died.

on 2005-05-12 02:56 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] matt13.livejournal.com
The massive feet are because he has extra toes (well, claws), which makes him the SCARY KITTEN MUTANT!! (Or ball of fluff, as you can see).

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on 2005-05-12 04:03 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] libellum.livejournal.com
I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

on 2005-05-12 02:46 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kmazzy.livejournal.com
pangolins are NOT overrated!!!

on 2005-05-12 04:05 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] libellum.livejournal.com
well, they are in that Beard 1980 leads one to believe they're like Vestal Virgins, and they so aren't.

on 2005-05-12 02:59 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] the-alchemist.livejournal.com
Hurrah for someone else thinking pangolins are overrated! Even if you did only put that in to stop me complaining.

When you get cats, will you get a kitten, or be ethical and get a grown up one? I don't think I've ever in my life played with a kitten, and I feel horribly bereft, so I'm trying to persuade everyone I know to get kittens.

on 2005-05-12 03:57 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] feanelwa.livejournal.com
They're not that much fun, they mostly poo everywhere and get stuck in things. And then poo in them.

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on 2005-05-12 03:47 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] maga-dogg.livejournal.com
Porcupines (http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/poripine.jpg) are always a safe bet.

on 2005-05-12 04:07 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] libellum.livejournal.com
eeeeeeeee!

on 2005-05-12 04:43 pm (UTC)

on 2005-05-12 05:20 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] verte.livejournal.com
urrgh, can't the nasty insect multi-legged slimey things go in a cut. Leaving just the cute ickle kitten on constant friends-page display. awwwwwwwwwww! And I say "miaow miaow miaow" when there aren't even cats around, just because it's fun and it reminds me of cats. Hey, do you remember our Kate Bush catawauling feat?

on 2005-05-12 05:47 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] libellum.livejournal.com
noooo I can't cut them! people need to know I like evil things as well as cute things! It'll drop off the bottom of your friends page soon?

the kitten is SO STUPIDLY CUTE. I was never entirely sure whether you were saying "miaow miaow miaow" or "yum yum yum" because it all sort of blurred into each other. And I do remember the Kate Bush caterwauling! I was crying with laughter! for about an hour! I got cramp! And we played Scrabble, it was great.

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on 2005-05-12 05:42 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] theobscureone.livejournal.com
Cats, too?

Image

on 2005-05-12 05:48 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] libellum.livejournal.com
oooooh. wow. that your cat? hello, cat. It's watching me type. Wow. "Pretty" is soooo not the word.

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on 2005-05-12 06:07 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] jacinthsong.livejournal.com
Baaaaaby possum (http://www.livejournal.com/community/baaaaabyanimals/791292.html#cutid1")!

Image

on 2005-05-12 07:47 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] theobscureone.livejournal.com
Awwwwwww.

on 2005-05-12 08:23 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] liriselei.livejournal.com
my immediate thought on seeing those three pictures was to wonder what a crossbred hybrid of the three critters would look like. i now want one as a pet, but am scared it would eat me. i blame the interwebs.

on 2005-05-13 09:56 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] libellum.livejournal.com
heeee. it was the juxtaposition that amused me.

am trying to resist urge to photoshop an experiment. if nothing else, it'd probably crash my computer...

will you be at t'pub tonight?

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on 2005-05-12 08:29 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] strangechild.livejournal.com
Man, that camel cricket scares the life out of me. As for other pets! Take your pick from:

A hamster! (http://www.subculture.plus.com/dot.jpg)

An Ewok with a breadstick! (http://www.subculture.plus.com/ewok_with_breadstick.jpg)

Or, erm, Zombie horses (http://www.subculture.plus.com/scav1.jpg) :|

on 2005-05-12 08:36 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] libellum.livejournal.com
that's one loooooooong hamster.

on 2005-05-12 10:24 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] mostlyacat.livejournal.com
Image

Is it an evil virtual petting zoo?

on 2005-05-13 09:55 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] libellum.livejournal.com
it's got BABY CTHULHU and CAMEL CRICKETS in. what do you think?

the keeeeeeeton is clearly an anomaly. or maybe it's evil in disguise!

Ask and ye shall receive

on 2005-05-13 11:00 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] altoclef.livejournal.com
Penguin! (http://www.zen72641.zen.co.uk/antarctic_photos/tn/adelie_penguin_1.JPG.html) Other penguin! (http://www.zen72641.zen.co.uk/antarctic_photos/tn/adelie_penguin_2.JPG.html) Yet another penguin! (http://www.zen72641.zen.co.uk/antarctic_photos/tn/adelie_penguin_3.jpg.html) Two penguins! (http://www.zen72641.zen.co.uk/antarctic_photos/tn/adelie_penguins.jpg.html)

(They're all pretty hi-res images, although you should be fine on JaNET. Thumbnails can be found here (http://www.zen72641.zen.co.uk/antarctic_photos/index.html) should you want to peruse the penguins first.

D'oh!

on 2005-05-13 11:02 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] altoclef.livejournal.com
I, meant JANet, of course. They're Adelie penguins, if you're interested.

on 2005-05-13 03:39 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] glass-world.livejournal.com
ADORABLE kitten, even the first thingy is kinda cute, but that last one just makes me shudder. It's a sodding spider! KILL IT!! (no offence to the person who owns it...)

on 2005-05-13 04:57 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] edlweiss1.livejournal.com
oh, i don't own it! good lord! that thing surprised me in my bathroom last night and i swatted it into oblivion.

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